February 2012
Typical problem with buying online:
Cost: $5
Shipping: $1,000,000
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Does anybody else notice this?
magicamentehechiceros16:
There’s one blond girl, and a brunette girl and guy.
And the blond girl and brunette guy always end up together.
oh shit i just realized tht !
When you hit your funny bone and you're just like
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Before the exam...
nicoosuxx:
3O days before the exam
2O days before the exam
1O days before the exam
1 day before the exam
3 hours before the exam
1O minutes before the exam
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Day 15: Your least favorite tribute (aside from...
*a friend's speech on my wedding day*
friend: I still remember her hanging up a poster of him, and she told me that she was going to marry him. We laughed about it, but it turned out that she was right.
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fudge you I was JUST about to go take a shower
You know what's better than a piece of fried...
Two pieces of fried chicken.
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Filipino on the outside. JAPANESE ON THE INSIDE.
When someone underlined all the answers in a...
thecakeisfat:
A moment of silence because Harry Potter has gone ten years without an Oscar.
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urfagg0t-nathan:
lol
Me: -walks in on 5 year old sister feeding yogurt to poster of Justin Bieber-
Me:
Her:
Me: -slowly backs away-
After taking a test
I’m like:
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so I wonder what it's like for their kids
Daughter: But Mom I'm too lazy to clean my r-
Katniss: WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE
Katniss: I HAD TO KILL CHILDREN
Katniss: SO I THINK THAT YOU CAN
Daughter: Mom you always pull this speech on-
Katniss: CLEAN YOUR GODDAMN ROOM
Peeta: ALSO
Peeta: YOUR MOM DID IT ALL FOR THE GAMES
Peeta: SOMETIMES I WANT TO CHOKE HER OUT OF NOWHERE
Daughter: Dad why are you even-
Peeta: MY LEG IS GONEEEEEEEEEEEE.
parents: get off the computer
me: excuse me, i'm a professional blogger have more respect