dinnerpartydan: That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.
I wish I was a cat because the fatter you are the more people like you
thats-slightly-raven: quotingthoughts: thats-slightly-raven: spoken-not-written: thats-slightly-raven: My brother was trusted to go shopping for the first time yesterday and he bought 39 loaves of bread because it was on offer so now our kitchen is just full of a fuckton of bread and we have nowhere to put any of it because our freezer is full, my house is like a shitty math problem...
svviffer: *ends my prayers with omg*
have u ever accidentally opened the wrong cabinet in ur kitchen and it’s just like wtf how long have i lived here again
How To Show The Different Signs That You...
psych-facts: This is what the different signs would best appreciate. Aries: Write them a heart-felt thank you note or card. Taurus: Give them a gift certificate to their favorite coffee shop or shopping store. Gemini: Bake them something. Leo: Ask them about their day. Cancer: Walk them to the bus stop or home from school. Virgo: Lend them a hand on something they are working on. ...
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eclipsie: ✰MBF ME ✰2 LUCKY SCREENIES ✰MUST REACH
greatwhiteprivilege: i love drawing hearts i wish i had one
earthnation: people who have the same name as me are competition
asap-tran: really-shit: If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you. fuck
joggingdead: when you have a talent youre really proud of and then someone comes and does it better than you
astrokidmusic: astrokidmusic: I should just quit school and become a brostitute you pay me to just hang out and chill does anybody want to join me we can start a brothel
me in other people's showers: what the fuck is going on
shutupaubrey: shutupaubrey: have you ever been kissed so passionately that you felt like you were in a daze and you couldn’t even move and you got all woozy
abcboyz: lameborghini: how are good lookin dudes always friends with other good lookin dudes is there some sort of secret hot boy gang or something
batteur: ah yes I’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone told to me 4 years ago
is this marijuana gluten free
iforgotmytampon: tacobellmeat: BEYONCE IS PREGNANT AGAIN THANK YOU SWEET JESUS you know what that means… she had the sex
excalilbur: when the person you like talks to you first
Neurolove.me: The Signs Falling/Being in Love →
psych-facts: Aries: Appetite Loss - All you think about is him or her. Producing more dopamine, you feel little need for food or other basic necessities while floating through each day on a cloud of hope. Taurus: Abandon Regular Routines - You may abandon your work or your responsibilities. Your thoughts and actions become devoted to your love interest. Gemini: Fresh Complexion - You feel...
youwishangelfish: Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
wimpynoodle: I’M NOT EVEN GOOD AT THINGS I’M GOOD AT