March 2012
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Day 17: The worst death- Finnick. He should've at...
When I get caught doing something wrong in class
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me: why am i so funny
me: i don't know
me: *laughs*
me: *sighs*
February 2012
Friend: I wonder how many days until the hunger games comes o--
Me: 23.
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Friend: How do you know..?
Me: I just do.
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Day 16: A question you wish had been answered in...
Me after seeing The Hunger Games
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Doctor: So it appears the laryngitis was caused by excessive screaming.
At the movie theater going to watch The Hunger...
Employee at theater: Um, ma'am you can't enter the theater with those arrows.
Me: And why not?
Employee: Because it's a danger to everyone else. You could accidentally hurt someone.
Me: Do you know who I am?
Employee: Um -
Me: DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I AM KATNISS FREAKING EVERDEEN.
Employee: I don't care who you are, you can't take those in.
Me: FIRE IS CATCHING!
Employee: But -
Me: AND IF WE BURN
Employee: Wh -
Me: YOU BURN WITH US.
Employee:
Me: Don't make me use these arrows.
HP Fandom: Oh no...
Twilight Fandom: What??
1D Fandom: Its happened again...
Sherlock Fandom: Oh fuck here we go.
THG Fandom: NEW FUCKING TRAILER HOLY SHIT FJDKSLAJFKDSL BREAD SCENE OMG BREAD SCENE HOLY FJDSKALJFDSLA IM DEAD IM SOBBING UGLY SOBS WHY AM I SO DAMN UGLY DAMN SOBS OMG THE NEW TRAILER I CANT MY HEART MY HEART I CANT SOMEONE HOLD ME PLEASE IM SHAKING AND I CANT IM ABOUT TO FJDKLA...
*THG Fandom explodes and everyone dies*
you are now aware that there are 634 days until catching fire is released
WOOT WOOT
BABIES TASTING LEMONS FOR THE FIRST TIME
that-hoe-judas:
cuddlemhunki:
xanotherjanedoex:
choconillabiebersyrup:
ITS REALLY CUTE AND FUNNY!!
That last baby is all “WTF IS THAT?!”
asdfghg I love giving babies lemons.
IT’S SO CUTTTTE
lol im doing this
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It's like Harry Potter was a long-term boyfriend...
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Typical problem with buying online:
Cost: $5
Shipping: $1,000,000
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Does anybody else notice this?
magicamentehechiceros16:
There’s one blond girl, and a brunette girl and guy.
And the blond girl and brunette guy always end up together.
oh shit i just realized tht !
When you hit your funny bone and you're just like
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